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To whom it may concern: DR shits the bed like any other nuerotic five year old. It is time to be proud. Shittingly, Ben
The mighty Infidel Assxcore? In our quest to find a genre we came along that little dittly and stuck it in out pocket.
Why? Cuase we are fuck ups, and that is a fuck up name that you can fuck up shit with. Fuck. Ass... Becuase that is the universal
solevent in any conversation, and core becuase everyone has that in their genre. We wouldn't wanna miss out on any fads would
we? What about the 'x'? Fuck thats to many questions, 'x's are what we need to be rocking, hard, soft, etc... Assxcore.. Feel
the power already? Hey, Caleb's phone number is 3*1-7448. If you can figure out the missing digit you get a talk with him.
It's 9. Anyhow if this isn't your first time around here, thanks for sticking around. If this is your first time here, shut
up and listen I say. Fuck you. Regretfully, Ben
Losers,
I guess it's always a great way to start something with a quote. "I'm sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy.
Wake up and face me," as said by MJK in Passive. This last summer I looked around and saw a petty existance in Cut
Bank, MT. I saw kids with nothing to do, and our only cultural experinces were things that involved Lewis and Clark. And what
did I do? We started a band. Initaive spouted a few 'jam' sessions. Then me and Logan Taylor took it more seriously. My little
brother Caleb filled in the drums and James Harrison guled his face to the mic. And there you have it four adolecents... Doing
something constructive, and psuedo-destructive. We are on the track of writing our first set of songs and learning some fantastic
super delicous covers... Wait like what do you care? I hope you don't care. Becuase when someone cares about the random bullshit
I pipe out on the internet, that means that I have become socialy dependent on it. I would have to amputate my arms if that
were true. Enjoy the site, but remember not to care. I like my arms.
Sincerely,
Ben Campbell
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